LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
this is my favorite post of all time
“So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius
What is this from?
oh my god this is wonderful
all these dicks and you decide to suck the fun outta this party
This 13-year-old boy got suspended for wearing a Vera Bradley purse.
*im not ignoring you I just put off replying for too long and now it would be weird*